Flashing Combat Tanks
“New Design!, Handsome Appearance, Top-Quality”
Me and a mate digitalgravy from work decided to buy a couple of ‘infrared combat tanks’ for a bit of lunch break desktop world warfar (LBDWW for short?).
Cutting a short story shorter I went for the cheap option on eBay. “OMFG” cheap from a ebayer called hobby*planet. Heres the listing.
This has to have some of the funniest badly translated Chinese I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading on a toy (or high quality model if you believe the listing).
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This is the box they came in with the other on the right
New Design! Handsome Appearance! Top-Quality! Do you really need to point out the un-obvious so badly?
Incidently, this toy “it will not make any damage to people”. You are safe.
Just look at this fantastic warning label. They really want to assure you that it will not make any damage to people. Infrared of product accord to the safety standard, don’tcha know?
This is the first page of the instructions. It’s pretty much all like this so I’ll spare you the joy of reading it.
Incidently, I have had these for about 2 weeks and still havn’t used them yet… guess we are still trying to work out the instructions.
digitalgravy
said on April 17th, 2008 at 8:13 amHE HE HE! My helicopters were soooo much better! At least they were in ENGLISH!
Jack
said on April 17th, 2008 at 12:31 pmIndeed, true. However we have not yet tested to see if the actually work yet.